"Listen. If the Illuminati exist, I would like to be invited! I see
all that s---, and I'm like, 'Come on, let me in! I want to be in the
club!' I have no idea what it is. It sounds crazy. Weird people on the
Internet that have nothing to do find, like, strange triangles in your
hand motions. I guess you've kind of made it when they think you're in
the Illuminati. But listen, I believe in aliens, so if people want to
believe in Illuminati, great."--Katy Perry to Rolling Stone on wanting to "join" the modern-day Illuminati, and I don't think there needs to be a rocket science degree hanging out in this room for everyone to realize how off-the-wall or strange that sounds.
Look, yours truly doesn't pretend to know (or care) much about the intricacies of a conspiracy theory that's supposed to be the basis for certain folks of an elite nature to band together. Folks who are, you know, supposed to be running the world and its international economy and everything else, thus creating a "New World Order" -- a secret society controlling everything that's supposed to happen ever in the future of man, the end.
But hey, that's Katy Perry for you guys. There isn't much she won't say that will ultimately result in us giving her some serious side-eye.